Congratulations to Rebecca Black!

Wow! Rebecca Black is now one step closer to her song Thursday, which will be the last song she ever makes. 
   She is already at Saturday, and Sunday is expected to be released soon, and it might get a number of hits! Of course, that number could be zero, but nobody cares! When Monday is released a year after Sunday, it is expected to get a negative number of hits based on the title.
   Congrats to Rebecca Black again!

Pun List! (yay)

I am so sorry that I have not been posting anything lately [not that I am sure that any of you care], so here is a sort of "oh, haha," moment to get you back to reading this blog. [Again, not sure if you even do.] Without further ado, whatever that means, puns! (yay)



1. Broken pencils are pointless.

2. Have you ever wondered why something you were looking at kept getting bigger, and then it finally hits you?

3. Sometimes I forget how to throw a boomerang, but it always comes back to me.

If you actually want more posts, please leave a comment. Watch no comments appear, though, and more posts come. Comment anyway, I actually want to know if anyone reads this.

Make Little Things Count

Teach midgets math.

Things to do When You Get Called by a BLOCKED, or UNKNOWN NUMBER

Someone is calling. You must make a decision: stay on the couch and watch TV or actually pick up the phone? You decide to look at who is calling. The number is blocked. What prank can you pull on this guy?

1.   Answer the phone, and whisper, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere!" and then hang up.

2.   Answer and immediately speak in a rapid foreign language.

3.   Answer the phone, and speak in a western accent and say, "Hello this is Jim and you have reached my microwave, press 1 to actually reach my cell phone.

4.   Answer the phone and say,"Hello?......       Is anyone there?......    Ok I'm going to hang up now..." But don't hang up. Wait for them to hang up.

New Blog!

I have made a new blog based on one thing. Your decisions. In What Would You Do?, there is a story. I will give a small segment of that story, and then stop at a big choice, one that can change the story. I will give you four to ten choices on what to do, and then it is up to you. You get to vote in the comments, helping decide what the main character should do, and changing the whole course of the story. You continue the story until the wrong choice is chosen, and the story ends.

What would you do?

1.   Go to this awesome blog and join in on the fun.
2.   Keep enjoying The Upside Down News.
3.   Read neither of these awesome blogs, and lead a boring life.

Warning! This choice will affect your life! Choose 1, 2, or both!

Humpty-Dumpty

Dear All the King's Men,

We agreed that each group would get five days to put Humpty-Dumpty back together before the next group gets a turn.
      It has been seven days so far, and you still have not let us have our turn. We ask that you give us our turn to put Humpty-Dumpty back together, so we don't have to take it by force. If you do not back down before eve this day, we will trample every single one of you.

Sincerely,
All the King's Horses

Things You HAVE to do on an Elevator

1.  Stand motionless and silent, facing a corner, and don't get off.

2.   Meow occasionally.

3.   Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of them!" And slowly back away.

4.  Say "Ding!" at each floor.

5.   Greet everyone warmly and insist they call you "admiral".

6.   Press all of the floor buttons.

The Hole

She digs

He digs

They dig

We dig

I dig

You dig

It's not that funny, but it's pretty deep.

An Honest Weather Anchor Would Say...

1.   Today is sunny with a 60% chance I am wrong.

2.   I am pointing at a green screen behind me, and there is a 90% chance it will look right on TV.

3.   It is going to rain all day, and I am very happy to say this here instead of breaking it to my son that his championship game will be cancelled.

4.   I don't really care about the weather, I'm focusing on the fact that I am stuck in this freezing cold blizzard reporting when I could be at home next to a fire with my family.

Congratulations, Urinals!

Congratulations to urinals for letting men know they are in the right bathroom for all of these years!

Money Grows On Trees

At least once in your lifetime you have heard the words money doesn't grow on trees. Whoever said it is wrong.
     Money, in fact, does grow on trees. Dollar bills are made mostly out of paper, at least in most countries. (If you do not have paper currency then the saying is correct) Paper is wood that is thinned out into a sheet. Wood of course comes from trees, and is also part of the word woodpecker. So, all in all, money does grow on trees.
      So when someone who doesn't have this knowledge like you do now and says that money doesn't grow on trees, tell them, "YOU"RE WRONG!!!"

Sayings of 2013: It's Over

The year is almost over, (or is it?) and so is 2013!

(If there is a difference)

These are some of my favorite sayings of the year, and they are completely true for this generation.


1.   Synonyms are things we use when we don't know how to spell a word

2.   When you say something hurtful to someone, they will never forget. Unless they get amnesia.

3.   What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. It could also leave you permanently crippled.

4.   Never slap someone across the face, it's bad manners.

Questions for 2013: The Year Is (Almost) Over!

The year is almost over, and 2013 is almost over too!

(If there is a difference)

Here are some questions that I have been wondering about all year, and because Youtube and iTunes do something special at the end of the year, why shouldn't everyone else?

1.  If we aren't meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

2.  There are so many movies about Christmas, why not Hanukkah?

              3.  Everybody wants to dig a hole to China at some point of their life, but why not Russia?   

4.   What does the Easter Bunny have to do with Jesus rising from the grave?
5.   Why do people use hashtags so much?



If you have any answers to these questions, please post them as a comment.

Congratulations To Facebook!

Congratulations to Facebook for helping people stalk others since 2004!!

Now you can follow someone with just one click!

Sign up now!

My Grocery Store Receipt

Inflatable Dart Board   -    $15.99

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Glass Hammer   -     $11.99

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Glass Hammer   -     $11.99

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Speling fer dumis te buk   -    $13.78

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Tax   -   $4692595765294762956295

Total Payment   -   $0.03

The Book On How To Read: Interviewing The Author

This is an interview with the author of The Book on How To Read: Smithers W. Jackson. Credit to the interviewer, [THIS NAME HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR THE SAFETY OF UNICORNS].

I: What inspired you to make a book to teach people how to read?

A: Up until last year, I couldn't do it myself. So I decided nobody else should go through that.

I: If I'm correct, this is your first book. When did you decide to start writing?

A: When I heard about Chuck Norris.

I: I don't see what that has to do with writing...

A: Chuck Norris doesn't care.

I: Many people may be thinking this question, how do you read The Book on How to Read if you can't read?

A: Chuck Norris doesn't care.

I: What do you do to get ideas for your books?

A: Play rugby.

I: What do you think is most important in life?

A: Cheeseburgers with tomatoes.

I: I don't see how you like-

A: Chuck Norris doesn't care.

I: Who would you trust with a secret?

A: George Washington.

I: I see your logic there.

A: No you don't.

I: Yes I do. Do you think I could write a novel so brilliant as yours?

A: No.

I: It was nice interviewing you. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to interview Chuck Norris.


This post is the only thing fake on this blog. Everything else is logically real.

The "I" in Tieam

 Is there an "i" in team?

Have you ever heard the phrase, "There is no 'i' in team"? The moral of this phrase is to say, "on a team, nobody is more important than anyone else." But, it happens to be, there is an "i" in team. "I" comes before "e", except after "c",  and there is no "c" in team, which means that team, would have a secret "i" in it, making it "tieam". Though this new piece of information is still inconclusive, and linguists all over the world are trying to figure out, does team have an "i", or is the saying correct? If this theory is proven, then coaches worldwide are going to have to find another way to keep their team together. Many coaches already are looking for another way to say, "Nobody on my team is more important than another teammate." If you are a coach or anybody that uses this phrase, and are not already preparing to change it, then start your research now.

                    Tieam