The Book On How To Read: Interviewing The Author

This is an interview with the author of The Book on How To Read: Smithers W. Jackson. Credit to the interviewer, [THIS NAME HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR THE SAFETY OF UNICORNS].

I: What inspired you to make a book to teach people how to read?

A: Up until last year, I couldn't do it myself. So I decided nobody else should go through that.

I: If I'm correct, this is your first book. When did you decide to start writing?

A: When I heard about Chuck Norris.

I: I don't see what that has to do with writing...

A: Chuck Norris doesn't care.

I: Many people may be thinking this question, how do you read The Book on How to Read if you can't read?

A: Chuck Norris doesn't care.

I: What do you do to get ideas for your books?

A: Play rugby.

I: What do you think is most important in life?

A: Cheeseburgers with tomatoes.

I: I don't see how you like-

A: Chuck Norris doesn't care.

I: Who would you trust with a secret?

A: George Washington.

I: I see your logic there.

A: No you don't.

I: Yes I do. Do you think I could write a novel so brilliant as yours?

A: No.

I: It was nice interviewing you. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to interview Chuck Norris.


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