1. Stand motionless and silent, facing a corner, and don't get off.
2. Meow occasionally.
3. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of them!" And slowly back away.
4. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
5. Greet everyone warmly and insist they call you "admiral".
6. Press all of the floor buttons.
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